Category Archives: Humor and wit

Why do you stay? (A response to the “Where will you go” talk by Elder Ballard)

Compare and contrast to the “Where will you go” talk by Elder Ballard] [Update 2/8/2017 11 a.m.: I originally said “Elder Holland” but it was Ballard. Regardless I linked to the right talk] My grandfather was nearing the end of … Continue reading

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Mormons and UFO’s

Today is my Reddit Cakeday; And I always like to have something special for that so lets talk about Mormons and aliens

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Mormon Bastards

A little thought left over from my notes: “If I am a child of God, and Jesus is the only begotten, does that make me a bastard?  Is everyone on Earth, except for Jesus, a spiritual bastard?” Given that Brigham … Continue reading

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Battlestar Galactica and Mormonism

Observations on the correlation between Battlestar Galactica and the LDS Church.

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“Mormons have Horns” already a rumor in 1842. “Because they wore hats in the 1950s” explanation officially debunked.

Joseph Smith Diary, 31 December, 1842 (emphasis added): As Gen[eral] Law came to the head of the stairs, Some men observed, “There goes [Joseph] Smith the Prophet and a great looking man he is.” And (said another) “As damned a rascal … Continue reading

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Satan is author of Republican Party: Wilford Woodruff

May 24, 1892: “I was called upon by two City Councillors and one Baptist minister. A card from Joseph F. and John Henry Smith was read and published in the stand and against the speech of Moses Thatcher saying that … Continue reading

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Poisoned wine: Intellectually considering the possibility

In regards to Water vs. Wine for the sacrament (D&C 27:1-2) what do you think the likelihood is that someone actually poisoned wine? I’ve tried to picture this whenever it is brought up in Sunday School. Imagine that you own … Continue reading

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Jesus Christ, Superhero

Today we’re going to follow up on an adult institute class. Remember, this isn’t for primary kids, this is for accountants, janitors, and CEOs to all meet together after hours and study scriptures. This one is taught by this guy, who will … Continue reading

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Mahanna’s Economics: She was worth 12-13k.

According to this report, dairy cattle come in at about $1,600 USD per head. An 8 cow wife would be $12,800. Granted, this was cash up front, but that’s still a reasonable cost. My wife’s wedding ring certainly puts her into the … Continue reading

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Why did Joseph and Brigham talk about Quakers on the moon?

It turns out there was a report in a newspaper that ran before any LDS quotes.  They were weighing in on this issue of the day… and taken in by the hoax: The Great Moon Hoax Brigham Young’s discourse on … Continue reading

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