Mormon Bastards

A little thought left over from my notes:

“If I am a child of God, and Jesus is the only begotten, does that make me a bastard? ┬áIs everyone on Earth, except for Jesus, a spiritual bastard?”

Given that Brigham Young said that God had sex with Mary, and the LDS church is now in the practice of waving away, via PR statements, what former prophets have said, I might revise it now to:

“Would Brigham Young consider me a spiritual bastard?”

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Last edited by EmmaHS on December 21, 2013 at 1:01 am

One Response to Mormon Bastards

  1. I am a Christian (Assemblies of God) and I am sitting here laughing my as off because the first time I ever heard a Mormon ever use the word bastard in the right context. I have to ask have they ever cased bastard with fucking?

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