Category Archives: GA Bullsh*t

Times that GA’s told old men stories as though they came from God. May have a good point, may be a complete lie, the point is, that these hold no more water than a sieve and should be ignored.

King of all GA bullsh*t: Paul H. Dunn

Posted on April 26, 2013 by Mithryn

For the younger readers, I give the wiki and a quick summary. Paul H. Dunn was a major General Authority in the 70s and early 80s who was caught lying through his teeth so often that he was removed as a … Continue reading →

Posted in GA Bullsh*t | 21 Comments

Thomas Monson’s Friend, Arthur Patton

Posted on April 26, 2013 by Mithryn

In 1969, Thomas S. Monson told a story of a friend named “Arthur Patton” and his sad widowed mother. The story is reproduced in full here. Thomas gives some very detailed info about Arthur in this talk. He had blond, … Continue reading →

Posted in GA Bullsh*t | 6 Comments

Ann Rowley biscuit story told by Marcus B. Nash

Posted on April 25, 2013 by Mithryn

This story, told in General Conference, has all the hallmarks of BS. Feels good, single source that was a friend of someone who was present when the story was told 50 years later by a woman who was in her … Continue reading →

Posted in GA Bullsh*t | 2 Comments

The Myth of the Five Dollar Lawn

Posted on April 24, 2013 by Mithryn

The myth of the five dollar lawn, the Countess, and Vaughn J. Featherstone’s Aldin Porter story. When I was in Young Men’s, they read us the story of the five dollar lawn. Every time I’d mow the lawn, the story … Continue reading →

Posted in GA Bullsh*t | 36 Comments

Gordon B. Hinkley uses anti-(r)LDS literature as he undertakes to cover his sins

Posted on January 25, 2013 by Mithryn

This is going to be long, and difficult (When are my posts not?), but I think this illustrates that the church will use any means to hide mistakes, including using anti-mormon literature… just not the LDS kind of Mormon. Anyone … Continue reading →

Posted in Current issues, GA Bullsh*t, Succession Crisis | 1 Comment

Stamp Collecting and God

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Mithryn

The story was retold here (14th paragraph about Jose Garcia). I don’t know if they still tell this story in the MTC, but I want to offer my perspective on it (forgive me if my memory isn’t perfect, it’s been over … Continue reading →

Posted in Current issues, GA Bullsh*t | Leave a comment